Хоремаг

На тази страница можете да видите кои са били хитовете в британската и американската класации когато сте се раждали. Моите са:

UK: (Just Like) Starting Over - John Lennon USA: Lady - Kenny Rogers

Изглежда Big Brother 2 (защо никой не го нарича Големият Брат ??) породи много повече коментари от първата си част. Ето един, който ми допадна, макар че на места доста бяга от темата за щастие в интересна посока.

Sex Id е един от добрите тестове на BBC, който ще ви покаже мъжкото или женското е по-застъпено в мозъкът ви. Отнема около 30 минути но резултатите са подробно обяснени и добре обосновани.

Математиката никога не ми е била любима, но тук можете да проверите знанията си. Аз определено имам нужда от опресняване. <table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2><tr><td bgcolor=”#CDDEFF” align=center>

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Спамът напоследък става все по-интересен за четене:

Hallo I want to start my first letter from a question: "Is it possible to be happy without LOVE?" I think that you will agree with me if the answer will be "NO WAY". Love is the most beautiful and exciting thing that may happen between man and woman! It inspires us only for doing positive things towards each other. One very famous writer said: "The beauty will rescue the world" i agree with his words but still i would add : " LOVE and Beauty will rescure the world". I hope you agree with me that Love is a big notion. There's love to God, to Mother, to a child to the country where you were born, and there's love that joins a man and woman for all their life. That is the LOVE i'm looking for! And i'm seeking for the man who is also eager to have this life long adventure full of surprises and new experience we can share together! Will you join me for this trip? I do realise that it should be very difficult to say "Yes" from the first letter having no idea about me. That's why i just offer to get to know each other better though correspondence that will help us to reveal many things about each other whether we mach perfectly or not. In addition you can look at my pictures and read some info about me here http://xxx.xxxxxxxx.xxx/ I hope you'll like what you see and read there. Well closing my first letter to you i just want to thank you for reading it and i really hope that you'll share my point of view on what i said above. I do really hope that you'll answer me soon. Yourth faithfully.... M..... P.

P.S. Изглежда че не съм само аз. Още един случай.

Symptom: Beer unusually pale and tasteless. Fault: Glass empty Action: Get someone to buy you another beer.

Symptom: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet. Fault: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face. Action: Retire to gents’ room, practice in mirror.

Symptom: Feet cold and wet. Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle. Action: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

Symptom: Feet warm and wet. Fault: Improper bladder control. Action: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about its house training. Demand beer

Symptom: Floor blurred Fault: You are looking through bottom of empty glass. Action: Get someone to buy you another beer.

Symptom: Floor moving. Fault: You are being carried out. Action: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.

Symptom: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights. Fault: You have fallen over backward. Action: Have yourself leashed to bar.

Symptom: Mouth contains cigarette butts. Fault: You have fallen forward. Action: See above.

Symptom: Room seems unusually dark. Fault: Bar has closed. Action: Confirm home address with bartender.

Великолепна идея за новата ви тоалетна.

Ето какви излязоха политическите ми убеждения:

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Social Liberal
(71% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(35% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Democrat



Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid
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Да ни е честит новия OpenOffice.org